Incidents
Real things that broke — what happened, the fix, and how to prevent it. Same format, plain, honest about the gaps the original posts left.
- Build inside the networkIf an artifact runs inside a closed network, build it there too — building outside turns every fix into a guess.
- Onboarding a locked networkA device onboarding that's discovered fresh each time should be a written procedure, not improvisation.
- Silent protocol change broke flowWhen one side changes its protocol and nobody tells the middle, the integration silently stops.
- False success flagA status flag set on "request sent" lies; only the committed downstream result means done.
- TLS cert silently expiredAn unmonitored TLS certificate will silently expire and take production down with it.
- Hardcoded column index broke saveBind saves to a stable field key, not a positional column index.
- MDM lockdown at provisioningLock devices down during provisioning, not after you catch someone on the wrong app.
- SELECT lock stopped factoryAn unverified production SELECT took a library cache lock and stopped factory equipment
- No staging environmentWithout a prod-shaped staging environment, every deploy meets production conditions for the first time in production.